This is important because Magic World's General
Manager Sonny Thrower has graciously answered a few burning questions about "The Never Neverland Like You've Never Ever Seen."
Sonny also sets the record straight on why Magic World eventually shut down.
If you're a fan of that famous modern stone-age family, and have been searching for a cartoon 'fun map' of Bedrock search no further. Get ready for an internet exclusive (presented this clearly at least) with this Flintstones Vitamin promotional poster from 1970...
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Here's a close-up of the "History of Bedrock" text, and its sketchy information of a mysterious "tribe of twelve families" that founded Bedrock.
Another mystery is the little known first leader of Bedrock - Cornelius Granitebuilt. How little known is Cornelius Granitebuilt you might wonder. According to Google this is the first time the name "Cornelius Granitebuilt" has been written on the Internet. Well whoever he was, Cornelius was important enough to have a hospital named after him complete with a bust of his likeness placed outside.
Also Cornelius Granitebuilt is craved into Bedrock's Mount Rockmore, and that seems fitting for the first leader of Bedrock. Sometime later Fred, Barney and Dino were bestowed this honor. Not bad for a guy who works at a quarry, and another guy who works... well, wherever Barney works, and a pet dinosaur.
It wouldn't be Bedrock without lots of stone-age versions of modern day landmarks with one of the words replaced with a similar sounding rock or mineral. Although it doesn't have the prestige of something like the "Empire Slate Building" I'm kinda fascinated with the County Quartz House.
Probably my favorite thing in this poster are the Bedrock Playground's very literal, and therefore wildly impractical monkey-bars.
In case you forgot who's responsible for this poster here's the Flintstones Factory the very place that makes those delicious chewable Flintstones Vitamins.
I found an early Flintstones Vitamins commercial featuring the Flintstones Factory. This commercial answers the important question, "Are there child labor laws in Bedrock?" Also check out that very off-model Dino...
J.R. Wainwright is the name of the artist who signed this poster. I think J.R. did a great job, and it wouldn't surprise me if he worked for Hanna-Barbera - but I can't find any info to support that. If you happen to know anything about J.R. Wainwright please leave a comment.
And just to be complete, for those who like to read the fine print, here's the fine print...
Here's some photo's from the Bulman School Fair in Redford, MI taken in 1958 and 1959.
Do you prefer your photos of vaguely disturbing clowns in "portrait"...
...or in "landscape" modes?
The photo above of "Mr. Thomas Saunders operating the cotton candy machine" looks amazingly timeless to me. If I were told this photo was taken last year I could believe it.
And that's latest a Bulman School Fair photo could have been taken (if they were still having school fairs). In researching this post I learned that the Bulman Elementary School closed , and was scheduled for demolition after the 2011 school year.
To end the month long celebration of Valentines here's a sizzling selection of tiny vintage B&W ads found in the back of popular magazines...
This above ad for a set of naughty strip tease hi-ball glasses seems like something I might have found in some smutty gentleman's magazine. Nope it's from Family Circle November 1976. Yeah that surprised me too.
In the same issue of Family Circle was this ad for Frederick's of Hollywood. That's not so surprising, but I'm kinda confused by the copy in this ad. Take a round trip to Hollywood? How is a catalog subscription a round trip? Is that supposed to be an allusion to something? Well anyways, I get an excuse to post the the pic of the sexy 70's cartoon lingerie lady.
This is my favorite ad of those tiny B&W ads. Various versions ran continually for years, but I like this one from 1973 the best. The "BLOW YOURSELF UP" really catches ones eye. It's probably too much of a stretch to think this service for enlarging (or blowing up) of a photograph has any connection to the popularity of Antonioni's Blow-up (1966). I don't think the film was that popular. I mean when I saw that film I thought it might have been fun to be a mod fashion photographer in 60's London - not a desire to blow-up my photographs.
Actually "blowing yourself up" makes me think of that classic SCTV skit...
Last month I posted a bunch of comic book ads for muscle building systems and products directed at young male readers, and since turnabout is fair play here's something for the ladies - it's a 1976 ad for the Mark Eden Bust Developer...
As you might have guessed this product didn't quite live up to the claims, and after 11 counts of mail fraud it was finally taken off the market in 1981. If you'd like to see what you got if you sent in your $10.45 back in the 70's check out Julie's Tacky Treasures for some photos and more info.
Here's a magazine ad from 1973, this time it's an ad for Big Wally...
...and in keeping with my sexy Valentine's theme this month, the name "Big Wally" reminds me of Big Jim Slade from Kentucky Fried Movie (1977). And the capitol of Nebraska is Lincoln!
Hey, I found another "Big Jim" from the 70's, it's the Big Jim action figure by Mattel. Here's a Big Jim commercial with a "joke" added by the uploader...
Hmm, Big Jim & Big Josh reminds me of the work of Tom of Finland. Tom's work is certainly 'BIG' in a matter of speaking, but before you click the link I must warn you - if you don't know who Tom of Finland is you may not like where the interweb rabbit holes take you. I try to keep things pretty clean around here, and I've only linked to the "TOF" Wiki, but you'll very quickly find yourself in XXX territory if you search for more "Tom."
Let's take this post full circle, and finish with something more in the spirit of this blog. So as sort of a palate cleanser here's the commercial for Big Wally who will clean more than just walls, and that's more cleaning than any of those other 'Mr. Bigs' I wrote about will do for you...
Here's a rather suggestive magazine ad from 1976...
This hip and happening 70's guy doesn't want your judgement, but just so you know he's packing Winston Super King - it's got "extra length." wink, wink...
By chance I also found his hip and happening female advertisement counterpart online. She likes the taste of a Winston Long...
